1. Create an insanely long user name. Refuse to speak to people who try to abbreviate it.

2. TyPe LiKe ThIs. Ignore anyone who doesn`t.

3. Yell.

4. Talk to yourself.

5. Log in with three or more usernames and have a conversation with yourself.

6. Type backwards.

7. Type everything twice.

7. Type everything twice.

8. Answer questions not addressed to you.

9. Send a LOT of blank messages. A LOT.

10. Speak in your own language.

11. Change the text color to yellow or something equally painful.

12. Change the background color to pink or something equally painful.

13. Change the background color to match the text color.

14. Make people repeat everything they say three times. (at least)

15. type
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16. Ask stupid questions. Demand answers.

17. Tell everybody you have to leave to *do a number two*.

18. Tell people what time it is.

19. Ask people what time it is.

20. Speak in Yodanese. For example: bored I am. lick my ear you want to?

21. Type bottom to top. (I`m not even going t